Cowboy Dan say's "Drink Your Milk and Chew er' Vegetables at Least 10 Times"

Someday i'm gonna be a cowboy with a six shooter and a worn out hat. People will call me "Brak-y poo" for short, and i'll just stroll into town on my air-conditioned noble stallion "Leo", chewing on some straw......or laffy taffy. I'll have a damsel in distress, but only on thursdays and sometimes fridays. We'll mozey on down to the saloon where i'll enjoy a cranberry spritzer and she'll have a can of Squirt. Because girls who drink squirt are cowgirls, and cowgirls plus cowboys equals the Oregon Trail.....and oxen.
This is a picture of Leo pre airconditioned hip replacement. We're just cruizin down the line.
someday.......someday i'll be a cowboy.