Malibu the intergalactic MoonBoy says "never step outside without a coat on"

Hi, I'm Malibu, I'm what you call an, "Intergalactic MoonBoy". Space is my place so you better watch the look on your face. I float around day to day on the moon.....eyes closed.....with an unlimited supply of those freeze dried ice cream bags. The kind "astronauts" eat, if you want to call them that. I would have made my own batch before I left for the moon, but I had to settle with the real kind you get in mall at those stores made for dorks and little kids that know too much for their own good.

it's called nerf guns son......not some 3D mechanical structure you build for "fun" and it resembles the empire state building.

On the moon everyone plays with nerf guns. We play tag but no one ever seems to win. Whenever we shoot the guns, the nerf bullets just seem to float upward instead of straight on.....hmmm.....BUT did I tell you about rocks?

On the moon there are lots of rocks. There are also lots of ducks and monkeys. During the year 3089 YW (i.e.you would) Ducks began to realize that there were much better places to shit on besides just Earth. They got tired of little kids running after them as they were just trying to take a peaceful crap and so their underwater and tree-hanging allies, the monkey dwellers and the aquatic crab ragoons, decided enough was enough.

So they built a space ship, gathered ducks and monkeys and set sail for the moon down the path of the Amazon river, up the candy land ladder, and through the slip and slide found at cedar point....Eventually they ended up on the moon. Now this story isn't so much about me but rather my moonie friends. Here's a picture of Steglitz. He's a duck......and quite the duck I may add. He's been trained by the best of the best in aerospace spaceship flying/helio-blowian-balloning. In order to take pictures of him soaring in the sky as he dazzles the crowds of young duck-li, we had to develop our own 7890mm camera with built in Tri-pod/f-stop grip handles. This is him about to soar over the crowd of young duck-li at the annual "Duck Flying extravaganza"

monkeys also like it on the moon. I met a nice female monkey the other day while picking for rocks. I collected quite the bundle. Her name is PenelopePumpkinHead. We talked.....road rock cars all over town.....shared favorite rocks.....threw some at each other.....i even made her a granite smoothie with extra filler. She's stellar, plus she's half human, because once again, I always seem to be the only human around wherever I take off to. I used the 7890mm camera again to take this picture. I think i need to do a better job at cropping.

we have lots of fun together. She doesn't speak though. Something about not understand me.

I'm very popular and funny on the moon. I am......you may not believe it.......but try. For money I have a traveling circus and we round up all the oddball left overs from the "Great Escape". We're not suppose to talk about the......"Great Escape"......but it happened and a lot of people.......escaped. My friend FatHead and I are inseparable.....that is until PenelopePumkinHead comes along. You know I love you FatHead, but you just don't have the hair and your eyes kinda freak me out. Anyway we took some pictures before a gig at the InterStellar-Jello-Mold-fanfare. FatHead is on the left.....and yours truly is on the right. My legs kind of got sunburned that day......we were fishing for rock lobsters in the Lagoon right before the show.

On a side note, during the......."Great Escape"........men's clothing was destroyed. In order to survive in the harsh conditions.....we were forced....all of us males...(basically me) to knit women's clothing. There has been moon studies done that show women's skirts and earrings provide more insulation than most men's clothing. Also in order to prevent wind burn around the ankels....we were forced under strick monkey supervision to create leather knee high boots out of dust, rock, and spit. I just polished mine in the picture.......go on.....look......it's okay.....

So that concludes my adventures in the name of me, as i may be an adventurous MoonBoy. Don't be shy now....leave a comment. I've taken a picture of myself floating in space. If you let your eyes rest on the bottom left hand corner with graze and ease, you'll notice the neubulan galaxy. To the right of that is an extremely detailed and almost haunting vision of the inner most depth of the "Galaxian Zenith Warrior Pathway". So this is me returning from asmall gathering at the "Can't Find All The Cantalope's You Can Eat, Can You?" Little do they know that I am the sultan from the Far East of finding Cantelops. Just see for yourself......that's right......that's a lot of cantalopes isn't it.....right behind the pilots chair.....that's right.

salutations from the moon.

SpaceBoy Malibu signing out and over, and in.