Day One: Operation Taco Bell

So, I wake up.....squeeze zippers together on my bag....break one of the carrying straps on my new bag because it's too heavy....get in the car...and my mama drives me off to Detroit Metro. Once again, my ma tells me that she's the closest to me out of everyone in my family.....based on experiences we've had, and because I'm the oldest child. I don't even know how to tell her how that makes me feel. I know sam is still really young, but I think I never give my mom the handfulls of love she deserves. It definitly takes a man to be a family man.

Sad moment before I leave until I pick up my luggage and realize just how heavy it is. Being home in Ann Arbor was....welll.....frickin' awsome.....I kinda wish I had the experience of re doing highschool all over again....WITH OUR NEW HOUSE!!! I think I would probably spend a lot more time in my room (even though that's all I ever did) but I would probably paint lots more.....I ended up getting poision ivy from my dog, but steroids seemed to do the trick....Fricking Hulk Hogen with the extra long receeded hairline over here!
That's how I'd sum up Ann Arbor.

Anyway, went to Detroit Metro....arrived 9:00 am....picked up some Taco Bell aka "yeah it's 9:15 am....in the AIR PORT....why not have a few supreme tacos!" I splurged before my two weeks of facing myself in a bathingsuit were about to be served to me on a daily basis. I figured 2 Supreme Taco's.....would do the trick................and I'd have to say.....Detroit Metro....has by far the best fucking Taco Bell. It it superior to any Lansing, Ann Arbor establishment i've traveled to.

The meat was greasy, the taco's were crunchy, the lettuce felt like NUTRITION in my mouth!!!! the tomatoes yelled "WE PREVENT HEART ATTACKS" while sliding down my throat, and the sour cream was FLIPPING FANTASTICAL! You'd think they actually used a spoon and opened a real container of sour cream. Thank you Metro.........thank you so much.....

So at a time where I said "hey, okay this isn't that bad....i'm traveling....eating bad ass taco bell....gonna get some sun." No it wasn't like that.....at all. The plane ride sucked huge Kang-and Kong-Bonners. Imagine a Kang-Kong (kangaroo and king kong)bonner....................monsterous.......and full of turbulence.....which could be compared to my plane ride to Florida. im so whiney sometimes.

SOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOo i'll continue this another day....like tomorrow....sorry, I'm addicted to Smallville right now so I need to feed the fix.