Oct 27, 2006

my momma sends me funny pictures




Ohhh Mr. Halloween. What a great holiday you are. Full of surprises and hand made costumes. Your haunted corn mazes are always horrific, and all the baby pumpkins you produce for pies are surly delicious. So since I feel like a 5th graders mother trying to write a funny antidote about Halloween....I'll stop.....since I'm already on the 8th floor and that's high enough for right now.
I must say though that this whole goblins and gouls thing has got me craving my favorite book when I was a youngin'

THE RAINBOW GOBLINS
by Ul de Rico
In fact I found it online I think, I don't know if the pictures are justified, since all of them arn't there, but it's still one of the best books ever in my opinion.
take a gander
This is the real deal, if it's too much to handle, it's okay. ......I understand....the power of rainbows can sometimes be overwhelming
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Once there was a land that lived in fear of seven goblins. They were called the Rainbow Goblins and each had his own colour, which was also his name: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet. Yellow, being the craftiest, was their chief. The goblins lived on colour – they prowled the valleys and climbed the highest mountains looking for rainbows, and when they found one, they caught it in their lassoes, sucked the colours out of it and filled their bellies with it’s bright liquid.

Only one place in the land had never known goblin-fear – the hidden valley called the Valley of the Rainbow, where the great arches of colour were born. There the animals still lived in paradise.
But the Rainbow Goblins had heard tales of this Valley, and their mouths watered whenever they thought of the feast that awaited them there; and so they gathered up their lassoes and their pails and set off.
With great effort, the goblins made their way over the jagged piles of rock that guarded the entrance. When the climbing became difficult, Yellow roared: “Don’t lose heart, comrades! Think of the delicious colours ahead!”
The sun had almost set by the time they reached their goal – the very meadow where the Rainbow sprang to live. Immediately beneath the meadow they found a cave. “We’ll spend the night here,” the Yellow Goblin commanded.When the moon rose and saw them warming themselves around the fire they had lit, it shouted out in alarm: “The Rainbow Goblins are in the Valley!” The trees and the bushes took up the cry, and the flowers and the grasses and the animals and the waters passed it on, and by midnight the evil tidings had spread throughout the Valley.
The goblins could hardly contain their excitement. “Soon all the colours of the Rainbow will be ours,” Yellow gloated. “We’ll snatch it as it rises,” said Green, “when the colours are still fresh and creamy.” The Blue Goblin cackled, “Look at the roots dangling from the walls. They’re straining to hear our plans. A lot of good it will do them, or their friend the Rainbow.”
Finally, exhausted by their scheming, the goblins fell asleep. Outside, the moon shone on the mirror-like surface of the water, and it’s magical light was reflected into the cave.
Then all seven goblins had a wonderful dream – the same wonderful dream about the paradise of Rainbowland, where all you had to do was lie on your back and open your mouth, and the most succulent colours dripped down your throat.
The dream went on and on, the greedy goblins drank and drank, and at dawn, just as their bellies were about to burst, they were awakened by a distant clap of thunder.
The goblins sprang to their feet and rushed to the mouth of the cave. “A storm, a storm!” Red shouted. “Look how the wind is driving it toward us!” Orange cried.
And all the goblins danced and pranced about in glee, for they knew that after the wildest morning thunderstorm comes the most beautiful rainbow.
Yellow was so proud of his plan of attack that he went over it again, while each goblin tested his lasso. “Red, don’t forget that you must seize the left flank.” “And I move in on the right,” the Violet Goblin burst out excitedly. Before the last roll of thunder had faded from the Valley the goblins took up their pails and lassoes and marched single file out of the cave.
The sight that greeted them when they reached the meadow took their breath away. The rising arch of the Rainbow, so rich with colour and promise, almost blinded them. Trembling with excitement, Yellow finally managed to give the signal to attack.
The goblins swung their lassoes around and around, and hurled them into the sky. But in that same instant the Rainbow vanished, as if it had been swallowed up by the earth. The goblins were dumbfounded. Nothing like this had ever happened to them before. They stared up at their empty outstretched lassoes…
…which a second later snapped back at them. Indigo wept, Blue cursed, Yellow stumbled, Orange cried out, “Treachery!” Violet tumbled to the grass, Red raged; but the more they thrashed about, the more tangled up they became in their own lassoes, until they had snarled themselves into a grunting, groaning mass of goblins on the ground.
As they lay there helplessly, a flood of colours poured forth from all the flowers of the meadow. “The flowers,” screamed the Blue Goblin, “the flowers!” He had suddenly remembered the dangling roots he had made fun of in the cave. Through their roots the flowers had heard the goblins’ plans, and they had devised a counter-plan to save the Rainbow. The moment the attack was launched, the flowers had drained the colours of the Rainbow into their petals, and as soon as the goblins became ensnarled in their own lassoes, the petals had let loose the deluge.
So the goblins drowned in the colours they had come to steal, and no one in the Valley wept for them.
The Rainbow itself was reborn more magnificently than ever. Out of gratitude, it lifted up the flowers that had saved it and transformed them into glittering dragonflies and butterflies and splendidly plumed birds.
But since that time the Rainbow has become more cautious. Now when it arches across the sky it is careful not to touch the earth anywhere. No matter how you try to sneak up on it, you can never come to the place where it begins or ends.




sigh.................what a great story.

Oct 26, 2006

desperate youth

so ugh....this week has been an amazing....a roller coaster CD listening week if you ask me. I think I have chronic rosy cheeks now since it's getting colder and colder each night. I'm in the library, and it's warm, and certain parts of my cheeks are lighting up like a poorly lit Christmas tree.
Wow, so much this week, so little time cause I get off of work in an hour. AND THENNNNNN!

(can you guess it? can you!!!) I get to go paint at Kresge until the Weeeeeeeee hours once again. Sigh....there's honestly no life like that of a painter. And by no life.....I mean no life. I have no social life except for a friend and a brush.
Which by the way!? Yeah Teresa your brushes are cool and all.....but sorry, I can't afford to import fresco brushes from Italy.......fuggin' Naopleon over here.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (it's probably bad calling someone from Spanish decent Napoleon. And since Ramadan is over I can say it...."Napoleon....you were a dick! A cold blooded dick!"

So Ramadan is over.....and I'm waiting for the list of people's missed days so I can start making them up for them. sigh.......I feel poopey now eating during the day, and I know I must sound like a freak because food is my favorite thing, but honestly...........I felt so healthy throughout the day during Ramadan, and then I'd appreciate food even more by the end of the day.
Now..........my mouth is all cut up cause I've abused my chip eating hours throughout the last few days of non Ramadan.

Okay so I got a question..........what's with people thinking I'm gay.....honestly....I'm not. I wear tough boy outfits all the time (what's so wrong with tight jeans and a jean jacket???) So what if my mom raised me like a little mommas boy who grew up getting kicked in the balls twice a week during Tye-Kwon-Do practices. So what if I dance alone in the elevator before ever painting class, so what If I like to collage when the sun goes down, so what if I act like a painting princess to most of my friends, so what if I secretly want to be as expressive as Charlie MR Chaplin, but I'm definitely not into dudes with cut off shorts. Cause men's cut off shorts are totally last season thank yoU VERY MUCH!!!!!
Frat boys have gayer tendencies than I do. I am a man!!!!!! I am a softly chested haired man!!!!.....I am the king of 8 note chord progressions......(which is pretty gay I guess). AND HEY!!!! LOOK AT CHAPLIN, he's weird as hell.....he's got the most choreographed moves than Pedophile Jackson! (okay enough justifying myself)

jeeeeezka meeeeezka. Noooo respect!!! Nooooo respect!!!!!!
On a more important note....The new TV on The Radio album "Return to Cookie Mountain" is full of surprises and awesome vocal pitches. I really envy the Brooklyn based band. Why? Because I envy anyone with enormous hair, and I really want to move to Brooklyn right now. More than anything in the whole wide world. More than chocolate chip cookies dunked in skim milk in front of cartoons.....more than the raisin bran I always forget to buy at Kroger, more than my fears of using quinacradrone. I just want to end up happy in some exposed brick two room studio apartment.

how great it would be to walk down the street alone to find your friends paintings inside the window of a local gallery.

Oct 23, 2006

yup


sigh....................someday I'll be this good..............hehehehe

Oct 20, 2006

well this is worth writing about. Some child just came up to the front desk, and what I mean is all you could see was the top of his red turtleneck along with a what seemed to be, an oversize head. Due to the fact that from where I was sitting............nothing else was visible.....floating red turtle neck big headed boy over here.

Anyway, he comes up and with the face that reads "every ten minutes I have some sort of new substances covered all over me" (referring to like chocolate......dirt........paste.........god forbid ring pop residue) and asks where the pencil sharpener is.

If you've ever used the pencil sharpener here........you'll know that it doesn't work. I mean it turns on when you put the pencil in.........but it kinda just spin drys it and nothing gets sharpened. Unless you push really hard, which I can't even get to work usually.

So for literally 5 minutes this kid has his "major magics" looking pencil in the sharpener and doesn't realize it's doing absolutely nothing to his pencil. He pulls it out, looks at it, sighs, then puts it back in. When the 4 out of the 5 minutes pass, you can see his face aging dramatically. He starts to get so angry, but it's past the point of being angry at the machine. He now notices that I've been watching him for the last 4 minutes and instead of staring at the pencil sharpener.....he gives me the coldest look I've ever gotten....ALL WHILE HES STILL GOT THE PENCIL IN THE SHARPENER.

To which I swivel my chair around and start cracking up out loud.....I turn around and he's given up by now on his pencil and he's skipping back to the table.

Oct 17, 2006

A new Band Practice I Guess

So today went well, work sucked, but when I got home, Chris and I recorded an amazing track with my new drum set. That's right....I bought a drum set online, from a girl who sounds like she's 15 years old. The drum set is doing well, it just needs some adjustments but Chris is playing it quite well.

I don't even know how to explain the song. The Pixies mixed with Explosions mixed with Interpol. So basically Indie Hipster "I got a rug burn on my knees" type music.

I'm listening to the "Dracula" Soundtrack right now. Any minute I know something is going to jump out of the closet.....why do I do these things to myself. This music is honestly like Batman Returns meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Which.....is awsome.

Found a new book today at the art library. Applebroog is cool, very soft but creepy as hell. I'mn turned off by her limited use of color, but at the same time I'm jealous she can pull that off. If I tried that in my painting class, it would recieve a 74.789 %.....because our teacher grades us like we're in the 5th grade. Anyway the book is called "The World of Allah", (I know...........I would), but it's filled with all these crazy pictures of men all dressed up playing recorders and Berber Women, and Wool Spinners and people called "Zar dancers", and and and and and.......(you think I'm gonna stop)..........and women in burqas...and Tatar wrestlers....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............(I don't even know what these names mean, I'm just flipping through the pages looking at it.

Anyway I'm going to use some of these figures for studies in both my Inaglio class and wait..........I mean I'm gonna use them in basically every class I have because they are all related. The expressions are awsome.....maybe it's this Dracula Soundtrack that's making everything so awsome. I feel like I need to go avenge evil and rid stores of their Twix candy bars.

He it is who ordaineth
the night as a garment,
and sleep for rest,
and ordaineth the day
for waking up to life.
goooooood night. I know. this wasn't intersting at all. I apa-lol-o-gize

Oct 12, 2006

"Puncho to keeping rain off arm and logs"

what a great book my friend. You would read something like this. But I think we could honestly come up with stories like this. This doo doo is right down our alley.

"It was Sunday, the only day my father closed his store and the vision of himself passed out in his chair with the Sunday paper lying uselessly on his stomach was obviously dancing in his hea das he tried to unlockl the fasion mysteries of the North Pole workforce."

why did I laugh out loud after this passage.....It reminds me of "A Christmas Story"...which I think the season is calling for right now.......in the beginning of October.

"My father always bought our tree at the local YMCA but that was as far as Chirstmas decorating went in our house. The same red spray-painted foam balls with macaroni glued to them that I had made in preschool adorned our trees until I left for college. My mother has no patience for decorating, so one rather moth-eaten-looking Santa doll shw had won in a Kiwani-Queens bingo game because the sole representative of holiday cheer in our house."

man.........I have a feeling this book will keep me company this weekend while it snows....and Gia will be wondering (if not scared) why I'm laughing out loud for no reason every so often.

Oct 7, 2006

My name is Shua, and I'm 25 years old.

Umm so yeah, Detroit is back on the map....and I hate to be one of those kids who all of a sudden likes detroit...BUT.....I think it could be justified with my 1985 Detroit Tigers shirt I've been wearing for almost a decade now. Then again I've only been to Detroit about 10 times. So yes I will be excited for the Tigers, because you know what, we're the underdog, and we deserve some credit every once and a while.

On the other hand, I am also very impressed by The Pixies. Currently about to mix you's a cd with two very great songs by them on it. "Monkey Gone to Heaven" and "Hey". It's the kind of music that makes literally "dancing out of the shower" appropriate.

Some other bands I really want to get back into: Sonic Youth and R.E.M. I already picked up a bunch of R.E.M. records but there's always a list of bands I forget to look at when I'm trying to download music. Joy Division's album, "Still" also sounds worthwhile on cdnow.com. Also Warsaw, is the band that would eventually become Joy Division should be interesting if I can find it. Haven't heard much of this though. Recorded in 1977.

I have this feeling that all these old bands from the early 90's and 80's are slowly gonna come back strong.....replacing much of the nonsense jargon that is currently infecting the airwaves.

Avant Gard mixed with the Indie Hipster Retard Ways is what I predict for the next two years.

Why do I say this? Because music has become more about "how you create it". People have begun using their minds to combine the odds and ends, technology with really old school instruments, but mainly, instruments. Anything goes regarding a musical instrument.....beating on the wall with your fists could now compose a background track with the shuffling of your feet as the main beat.


I must say though that there are some INCREDIBLE bands out there (Mr. Krug, Devotchka, Beirut....I'm mainly looking at you guys right now) I have a feeling this indie hipster music will eventually wind down a little. Not fade out, but transform into a more sophisticated identity. Avant Gard my friend. People will start questioning why we make music, and why all of us are so easily attracted to it, and from that, it will become something even greater.

I could be all wrong....and probably am....but I'm excited for what's next.

I'm listening to Shua.

Oct 5, 2006

today was fun....

let me state the title again.........today was fun.....by Anthony and the voices inside his head.


Yes I might even add once more, today was a very calm day. It was one of those days where you're walking downtown on a cold, BUT, sunny day, and the sun hits your ears and cheeks just right and you say to yourself...."yup......things will be okay". Walking back from Barnes and Nibbles.....I just had this feeling that the next year, even if I graduate, will be okay. No matter what I'll be able to provide for myself....and hopefully I can get a cool job at some gallery in downtown Lansing.....or I could always apply for a hairdressing internship. I really want to work at a gallery....I know it sounds corny and boring, but I feel that I need to step it up a notch and start looking for jobs that actually relate to my field of....."expertise".


Yes the Art Library has the word "art" in it, but unfortunately after I graduate I will be demoted to the prestige position of "unemployed". No big deal....all you have to tell yourself is, "well, I can either play Resident Evil 4 again for a couple of days straight....or I can move on to bigger and better things."


Next year will be grand.....and I only say that now because the weather today kinda through a deja vu at me but in the opposite direction.....so basically I could have just said the weather was foreshadowing something............right? but no...I choose to make up some obscure idiotic logic about the opposite of deja vu....which is actually vuji vu....but what....(sigh).....i'm trying to say is that when I felt the sun on my shoulders while walking back to kresge....I knew there would be another one of those days even if I wasn't skipping half a class while in school.


Hey Boxcar Children.............quit it. I feel like this is going to be me in NY with my three (female........huhuhuhuhuh females make me gassy) amigos. But see, if you check out the dude opening the boxcar, that's actually not a dude, it's Maybe Amma Does The Astro (secret code name).

anyway, I'll continue this later, work is almost over and I need to get ready to leave. I still have a funny dream post coming up and more about why I can't wait for next year. (we should)'s and (I can't wait)'s are my biggest downfalls I think.....but of course I would end this blog with a sad bastard comment....I've just noticed that I've been saying those phrases a lot, and I hope people aren't like "hey there's mr. wishful thinking over there painting on his 20 ft. canvas".

jk............goodnight buddy.

Oct 3, 2006

Oh me Oh my

So I am eating right now....within the first bit I have found enough energy to 1.) write this, and 2.) charge my ipod on this computer during work.....which is something I always forget to do, hence half way home on my bike....my music dies out.

Eating (and Sleeping) is such a glorious act of..............doing something with your time. I am enjoying my Ham/Balogane/Salami sandwhich followed by a heaping portion of Mac n cheese with hot dog bites in it. And to top it off I'm about to do a keg stand in between people trying to check out books.

I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm joking. the cyber cafe would never allow such things. plus Ramadan is in the air....so out with the bad things and in with the good.....things.


Which mean Cheetos Puffs, and Turkey Subs....I need something else to drink though. I already drank my Fuze Tropical Punch contraption.....so I will be the fat kid and go downstairs in another 15 minutes and order yet another drink..........because all day I've been craving something to drink. And by the way....when you want something you can't have....YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE. Like in Inaglio today! ummmmm was it necessary that everyone in the class had either a cherry pepsi or a bottle of water. All I could think about was jumping in a pool and opening my mouth. I was THATTTTTTTT AEIOU AEIOU thirsty.

You know what I miss.......drinking out of a hose. Little kids do it, and the name of the game is.....you are allowed to drink from any persons hose....as long as they have a regular hose attached to their house...and not one of those fancy "I squirt through a thousand little holes" kinda hoses. Yeah those were the days.....at that point in your life you really had no cares about public sanatation...all that mattered was wether or not it was cold enough...

You know why I bring this up? Becuase I just refilled my juice bottle with water from the library....and I bet you anything this crap violates at least 5 public health codes.....I wouldn't be surprised if there was lead in it.

Today was a mighty rough day for fasting. Maybe I should wake up when I'm suppose to and at least drink a glass of water. It'll be fine though....I get to bike home tonight...then go to sleep for a good 13 hours or so. And tomorrow won't be such a hectic day....actually the rest of the week won't be that bad....we only have two days left until the weekend again...HOW ABOUT THAT PAP-AAAAAA. not bad....I can't even remember what I did monday....oh yeah....cause we had no school.

woka woka!

I miss the muppets. My mom said when I was little, I would sit in front of the tele watching their full length movies while reciting almost every line.....how I used to entertain myself back then.....Fozzy Bear was one of my favorites....mainly because I wanted him as my best friend because he was so funny and fuzzy and fat. But I always thought that since Kermit was so nice he would stick up for me if I was ever confronted by bullies.....anyway....does anyone want to have a muppets party one night? maybe like next weekend? sigh.....muppets when it's raining out is so perfect........