Series of.....wait......THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY!

Eyes and ears, nose and hairs, bellys and buttons listen up! I'm in Florida...home of the oranges of heartburn.................listening to Elliott Smith, I've just realized that I've never listened to him while in a state more than 50 miles away than Michigan.
Now it's different here....Elliott Smith in Lansing kind of made me want to knit a tissue out of wool, but for some odd reason....I have.....the urge to find people who can help me plant palm trees all over the highway!!!!! WHOSE UP FOR THAT!!!
....weird.
(I mean that's deep right?.....................it should make me deep somehow shouldn't it?)

better not take that any further.....i've been hanging out my dad too much if you can't already tell. To all you listeners, the belly buttons of our time and all the birthmarked buttockes out there....you know who you are.....In which i'm referring to just myself because I don't really know any other freaks like myself who has a little trampoline shaped baby birthmark placed right on their....let me check hold on....seriously i'm checking......ON THEIR LEFT ASS HANDLE....I'm a dying bread I suppose. I guess the audience is growing, by two more pairs of ears. A thank you Ms. Matis and a thank you Ms. Adduci. Ms. Amnavore.....always a pleasure. That's like 6 ears total........ya know....2 on each person.....it sounds better than saying only three people read this....wait what the fuck am I talking about....EARS!!!!!!!!!!! There are no ears reading this.

It's not like you're listening to me while I'm writing this................right?

if you are......maybe that's a little creepy, but if you can infiltrate my mind with mind tickeling messagal powers......wowza! Mind high fives all around.

Eyes not ears are gliding....skimming....surfing...and sliding....bobbing...and trotting down the road of these letters.

THAS RIGHT!!!! this is all live from my brain writing right here, no typos, no revisions....no centering of clever titles....Live from the brain that could also be called the Mellenium Pelican, not Falcon like in that lame movie Star Wars, but the Melenuium Pelican brain that's inside my skull.....rotating like the earth probably.

LETS BE SERIOUS NOW OHHH UH HUHHHHHHHh. that was me singing. Insert a picture of me jumping in the air with thumbs up but then WOAH FREEZE THE SHOT!!!! SNAP SNAP SNAP (goes the shutter).....awsome.

ha! if you can't tell Florida is reviving me....i'm more in touch with my toes and the slippery slope called.......ummm keyboard writing maybe?

better sell it while you can. So...I use a lot of these pause points while I'm sitting here with my belly burned. I'm trying to figure out the best way to go about this. which translates into literary nonsense.

This is a confusing post....so much has happened...so many crazy instances with my pap's. I will have to think. I think I need to do a day by day analaysis of the events that have occured so far. Please feel free to applaude my use of "analaysis", thanks to hearing my Dad talking about covert operations and the cures for anthrax AND OR a radioactive war, i've become highly developed in my use of the HUMAN LANGUAGE known as internet English. Call it the "spectacular awe" if you will, you could even call it......... Inter-Glish....which is of course a very long word in Latin that translates to "Internet-Anthony's-arm-pits-smelled-really-bad-at-the-beach-today-in-which-they-almost-fumigated-him-to-the-point-of-wanting-to-leave-after-two-hours-due-to-lack-of-anti-persperant-agents-English."

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....that of course was rapid thought patterns strolling through my brain as to what I should FANTASTICALLY FANTAZ your mind with next. okay new post coming. I want this in a three parter. I need to start leaving edges and cliffs all over the place so you start getting excited to read this.

Okay maybe that was a little too much to ask for off the start. maybe you can just scroll down for me a little? just a little click click, click click here and there....wait this is going to be at the bottom of the posts!!! shit I need to figure out how this is gonna go.