Nov 23, 2006

ummm thank god for cable and newly carpeted living rooms

So what is it you ask that I am greatful for this Thanksgiving. Let me tell you. This is a three parter. One: Cable. Why? Becuase today marks the day where Fosters is on for the entire day and at 7 p.m there's even a full length movie called "Good Wilt Hunting" on. Why am I so excited? Becuase I am seriously watching Fosters up until the point of leaving to go to my Aunt's house (on Jim's side) and by the time I get back this Fosters movie will be on. Let's hope I don't miss it.

(Also, I don't have to dress up this Thanksgiving. My ma said, and I quote, "I'm tired of trying to prove myself to all of them.....you can wear whatever you want."

HELL YEAH MOM.......You know what that means. Fat kid over here is gonna have more room in his pants this year to stuff his pants without feeling the need to undo a button at the end of the dinner. Every year....EVERY YEAR...my mom makes me wear these khaki pants that don't even fit right...and what does that mean for a fat kid? Well............it means that you arn't able to eat as much because as it is from even before you eat....the pants are already too tight around the waist. So what am I doing this year? Aerobic Jeans please....and they are in the wash now so that in t-minus 40 minutes I'll be able to sit comfortably at a house I don't even want to be at.
HAhahha my mom is making all this food right now....like everything...the real deal...to which I ask, "hey ma, are we bringing over all this stuff?" what does she say?

"no....this is for us when we come back.....we're having seconds at home this year."
hahahahahahahhahaha I feel like this breifly describes why I'm such a fat kid sometimes when it comes to eating. This entry is definitly gonna have to continue soon.....I have so much more to tell....especially about how my ma went into McDonalds after picking me up from Lansing, to which instead of buying a normal breakfast meal..............she picks me up two apple pies and a coffee....HEY MOM......seriously?!!! 9 o clock in the AM and you're ready for fake Apple McDonald Pies?

I'm gonna go watch more Fosters with Sam.
happy holidays kid.

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